"Managing your success begins with managing other's expectations.Managing to have nothing expected of you through total sedation of mind, body and motivation turns your every trivial act into a highly-acclaimed success.
A less enlightened mind may see this as laziness.
I call it a liberating purge of toxic expectations.
And that, to answer your question, is why I'm not wearing any pants… Could I still get that 6-pc. McNugget anyway?"
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Unfortunately Blaine, by posting this piece of brilliance you've now allowed others to set incredibly high expectations of your comedic brilliance.
Blaine i wanna haveyour babies...
damnit, chris. i don't care how many times you've seen "Junior", i'm telling you it's impossible for you to get pregnant. sheesh.
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