So apparently 1/5 of America won't be here to see me tell them that they are really fucking old. Actually i'm kind of holding out to see if this whole "world wide web" thing actually pans out, or if it's just the next Betamax.
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So let me get this straight. About 20% of households don't have internet access. And roughly the same percent has never sent an e-mail or used the internet to search of information. SHOCKING! If they dug deeper, they may even find that those without internet access and no interest in using may not even have a computer. Could it all some how be linked…
I say yes, clearly Al-Qaeda has slipped some agents past homeland security in order to prevent people from buying computers and sourcing their term papers from wikipedia!
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So let me get this straight. About 20% of households don't have internet access. And roughly the same percent has never sent an e-mail or used the internet to search of information. SHOCKING! If they dug deeper, they may even find that those without internet access and no interest in using may not even have a computer. Could it all some how be linked…
I say yes, clearly Al-Qaeda has slipped some agents past homeland security in order to prevent people from buying computers and sourcing their term papers from wikipedia!
Ahhh, the Fox News Demographic!
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