Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Your Morning Headlines for May 6, 2008

From Diary of Fools Newswire:


Man way too fucking excited about getting wine stain out of carpet
Nation: Seriously, dude. Why are you yelling?


Morning wood complicates already awkward sleeping arrangements with Grandma



Beloved family pet dies just like he would have wanted to; licking his own delicious balls

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