Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker: A photo essay

By Blaine Fridley, Editor-in-Chief



Yeah, I could sit down and type out all the reasons I can not stand the sight of Sarah Jessica Parker - or I could just show you this picture:

What. The. Fuck.

4 comments:

Sully Sullivan said...

Horses tend to be at the mercy of their owners when it comes to wardrobe. It's handlers must have decided that a green hat would win her the blue ribbon at the annual horse show.

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Anonymous said...

I don't know what you are talking about. I think she is a lovely vase.

Anonymous said...

It looks like a giant mutant margarita threw up all over her.

Gloucester de la Vegas said...

Mr. Fridley,
Sorry to say, but you just don't get it. The dress is absolutely gorgeous and just right for her. The thing attached to her head is just to distract you from the perfection of the dress because no human being can see such beauty and still wish to live. Its like a Japanese ethos.
The shoes are just OK, the clutch purse is also perfection.
I'm not sure you're qualified to be a fashion commentator. But then, who is?