From DoF Newswire affiliate MSNBC Drunken Vader seeks revenge for Death Star attack with surprise offensive at Jedi Church
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
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1 comment:
Wow…there's got to be some kind of a backstory here because the odds of someone getting drunk, dressing up as Vader and stumbling upon the nerd-fest of the Church of the Jedi is astronomical. My best guess is the perp failed some kind of entrance trivia quiz, and while attempting to drink away his depression at not knowing Leia's middle name or the exact number of aliens that appeared in episodes IV-VI decided to turn to the dark side with the only implements handy: a Glad yard trash bag and a metal crutch. Mark Hamill isn't doing anything maybe he should be high priest.
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