In the grease-stained annals of fat history, very few food items exemplify necessity-as-mother-of-invention quite like The McGangBang.You see, for the truly devoted, even an historic economic downturn is no reason to board-up the feed trough.
A real saturated fat sycophant will find a way to eat more with less.
The Corpulence Express (passenger service to Adult Onset Diabetesville) will not be derailed.
Not on their watch.
So with $2.16 and a handful of Krackle Bar wrappers in their pocket, they slowly mount their freshly-charged fat scooter and set their course for fatty spendthrift Mecca: the McDonald's Value Menu.
What they come up with is equal parts disgusting and Girl Talk mash-up innovation:
The McGangBang.
An entire McChicken Sandwich slid in-between the all-beef patties of a double cheeseburger.
800 calories. 39 grams of fat. Again, all for $2.16 and whatever dignity you have left.
Truly, another Great Moment in Fat History.
For an extensive bio on the origins of the McGangBang, check out Eat Me Daily.
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4 comments:
Oh. My. God. Yep, that about all I can muster up. Well, maybe this: Why?
Seems like a lot of bun redundancy.
Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ on a cruise ship.
*I* wouldn't even eat that. And that's saying something.
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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