With the advent of hands-free Bluetooth Technology, it's getting increasingly difficult to decipher whether or not someone's having a normal phone conversation or just completely out of their fucking mind.
(Left) Crazy or just conversatin'? You make the call!
Conversely, it's made it super easy to identify a douchebag when you see one.
Really? Do you really have that much to do with your life that you need both hands to do it WHILE you're talking on your cell phone? I guess maybe the double-hand-job ski-pole move, but that's about it....
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Really? Do you really have that much to do with your life that you need both hands to do it WHILE you're talking on your cell phone? I guess maybe the double-hand-job ski-pole move, but that's about it....
I agree. Phones are for business and booty calls, both of which can be arranged at home, or in ones spare time.
The first pic is hilarious. Buddy is rocking out!
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