Tuesday, February 24, 2009

DoF Musical Timeline



Here at the Diary of Fools we love us some Elton John. Dude is just funky. Some may say too flamboyant. Well, the man is a gay, what do you want? He's not averse to wearing some loud shit, and we celebrate that. Donald Duck costume not in your closet? Well this man came out of his wearing one, and we find that to be...applauded?

Here we're going to explore some of his...greatest(?) looks while listening to the previously unreleased unplugged version of Benny and Jets. If nothing else, listen to the fantastic song.

This is our first run, so it's basically just pictures and a kick ass song, but fuck you, it's free. Enjoy it.

4 comments:

Merton Sussex said...

Thoughts:

Elton John is great. I dig him, and I'm not ashamed to say so.

At 1:30, it looks like Eltie has applied a rather creative spelling to the second amendment.

The picture at 2:50 looks looks like ol' Reg is either A) trapped in a snow globe with Mena Suvari, or B) caught full-on on the path of one of Rip Taylor's orgasms.

I've never seen Simon Cowell look quite so horrified.

blaine_fridley said...

if i remember correctly, they were both issued a yellow card for excessive celebration in that match.

Reno Gruber said...

"It was actually a pink card." Reno's less funny, more literal bible interpretive dancing cousin, Laughlin Gruber.

Anonymous said...

I actually do have a Donald Duck outfit in my closet, and am as straight as a grayscale rainbow.

However I do like masturbating to the sound of soldiers marching, so maybe my rainboy is more RGB?