Tuesday, February 10, 2009

DoF Newswire: Obama's First Presidential Press Conference



Obama to America: "Smoke it if you got it…"
"…'cuz our shit's all jacked up"

• Bailout package to include funds for something called "National Daily Puppy Dog Hour." And ice cream. Lots and lots of ice cream.
• Public works initiative set to convert mansions of top executives of government assisted banks into free municipal water parks.
• General Motors modifies all assembly plants for Ramen Noodle production.  


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What we need America is....Ice cream. Lots and lots of ice cream. hahahahaha.

loosecannon said...

Dear Follower:

The staff has been on hiatus as we rebuilt our site and have it hosted by GoDaddy but WE ARE BACK! This new format will more effectively waste your time. We have 2 new articles. One from SonnyGirl (I only sleep with Democrats) and one from LC (Yes, I know exactly where that is). Let us know what you think of the new style. I wanted to email this to you but could not find your contact info.

Sincerely,

LC and the RUFKM Army
www.rufkm.net
Are You F---ing Kidding Me??

Also, you can find plenty of articles on Obama under "Politics"