Exploring the States of Matter with Poo
Solid: Molecules are packed tightly together in a rigid structure. Has a definite volume and resists deformation.
Achieved in poo form by: Consuming a high-fiber diet rich in leafy vegetables and not having any fun.
Liquid: Molecules are held together loosely. Only has definite volume under uniform temperature and pressure. Moves freely.
Achieved in poo form by: Eating a high fat diet rich in wholesome animal products; especially the bacon explosion. For the lactose intolerant, try consuming lactose.
Gas: Molecules are only held together by the money they make on tour, and no longer have any real relationships with each other. Volume is completely determined by the containing vessel.
Achieved in poo form by: A diet rich in low grade lagers and Phaseolus vulgaris. For the layperson, this means Schlitz & Beans.
Plasma: A form of ionized gas containing a large proportion of free electrons. The main component of stars.
Achieved in poo form by: Buffalo Sauce, and lots of it.
Achieved in poo form by: Consuming a high-fiber diet rich in leafy vegetables and not having any fun.
Liquid: Molecules are held together loosely. Only has definite volume under uniform temperature and pressure. Moves freely.
Achieved in poo form by: Eating a high fat diet rich in wholesome animal products; especially the bacon explosion. For the lactose intolerant, try consuming lactose.
Gas: Molecules are only held together by the money they make on tour, and no longer have any real relationships with each other. Volume is completely determined by the containing vessel.
Achieved in poo form by: A diet rich in low grade lagers and Phaseolus vulgaris. For the layperson, this means Schlitz & Beans.
Plasma: A form of ionized gas containing a large proportion of free electrons. The main component of stars.
Achieved in poo form by: Buffalo Sauce, and lots of it.
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2 comments:
I feel like you left out the importance of Leinie's when it comes to next day poo.
It's a complicated, nuanced subject.
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