One of my favorite past times has spawned a new favorite past time (does that make it current?) looking at Christian sites. Anywho, during my normal lunch hour scanning of gossip sites I came upon a post regarding the sale of the "Ex" t-shirts by the Passion for Christ Movement, which then lead me to their site http://www.p4cm.com/.
At the p4cm website you can purchase an array of "Ex" t-shirts that include: Ex-Masturbator, Ex-Diva, Ex-Hypocrite, Ex-Athiest, Ex-Fornicator, Ex-Hustler, Ex-Homosexual, Ex-Rebel, you get the idea because, well everything is a sin and wrong!
Personally, I would get the Ex-Diva shirt in purple. I don't think I am or ever was a Diva, but Beyonce once said that a diva is the female form of hustler and her husband Jay-Z, a self-professed former hustler, was once in a song entitled "I'm a Hustler". I consider myself to be a Jay-Z fan, ergo I must be an Ex-Diva and thus a sinner! A sound argument indeed.
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Isn't EVERYONE technically an "Ex-Masturbator?" I mean, unless you're ACTIVELY pounding the pork or rubbin' the nubbin while you're wearing the shirt, the last time could, at least conceivably, have been "the last time." If you divorce your spouse, they're still your ex-wife or -husband, even if you marry them again at a later date, right? Right.
And, hey...If you ARE engaging in a little beef-shake or clam-quake with the shirt on (especially if you're wearing JUST the shirt), then it's ironic. And you are therefore Hipster Awesome™. Especially if you videotape it and put it up on PornTube.
Holy shit do I want to make some ironic T-Shirt purchases now.
Also, as a born hypocrite, I'm getting a little tired of my people constantly being maligned in both the mainstream and underground medias.
Two important things to understand…
With groups like these it's not so much that everything is a sin and therefore you're a sinner, it's that everyone that doesn't belong to their little sect is a sinner and therefore everything they do is a sin.
OK that's the only important one to understand, the second thing is I've gotta get the ex-masturbator shirt and wear it my next Church Council meeting.
If anyone I know ever has to have their hands bandaged for any reason, I am buying them an "Ex-Masturbator"
IDEA!
Let's find someone with a hook for a hand (and a sense of humor), give him the shirt, a take lots of pictures.
I have half a mind to do it myself purely for the joke value.
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