Wednesday, February 04, 2009

DoF Newswire



(photo by John Shinkle, scraped from Politico.com)
Above:
Enjoying newfound free time, former vice president Dick Cheney laughs as he forces his sobbing illegal alien housekeeper to drown a puppy in front of him before handing out her week's pay. Says Cheney, "It's just a fun, silly tradition Ernesta and I have. It helps us relate."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. The line separating satire from truth is soooo faded here…

Merton Sussex said...

Every time Dick Cheney smiles, a pregnant woman miscarries.