All turf wars should be fought over Twitter.

When Aimee Mann (ex of 'Til Tuesday) and Ice-T (ex of...um...Body Count) get into a pissing match over Twitter, it doesn't matter who loses. Because we all win.

These are all real:


Whoa. THAT was harsh and unprovoked. I mean, yeah...I've always found it a LITTLE bizarre and ironic that the dude responsible for "Cop Killa" plays a homicide detective on TV now, but Christ yourself, sista'. Lighten up a little.

I wonder if Ice-T is going to hear that she -

Awwww, DAAAAAMN. Oh, no he DI'INT!

Rght there is proof positive that no matter how long he's been out tha game, when shit gets REAL, my boy O.G. can still throw the fuck DOWN. I'm thinkin' Aimee Mann should'a hushed-hushed and kept it DOWN, now. 'Cuz if she thought VOICES carried? Girlfriend was NOT ready for fuckin' TWITTA'.

So, now what? Is she gonna step to the Eye to the See to the Ee-fuckin'-Tee? Or is she gonna back down like a bitch?

Okay. Looks like she's opted for "bitch." Apparently, she forgot that the internet is public, and she -

...Um, excuse me? You just interrupted me. And anyway, pulling the ostrich act and sticking your head in the sand won't protect you when the Iceman cometh. He'll just pull his nine, and pop a fuckin' cap in your upturned white ASS if he has to. So, you -

...Ai'ight. That's TWICE, girl. You pull that shit again, and I might just find you first. But, as long as you can't shut the fuck up for ten seconds, is there anything else?

Okay, where do I start?

In the first place, he doesn't need YOUR permission. In the second, the trembling, helpless white-girl act, where you're cowering and stammering at the possibility of the big, scary Negro coming after you? Yeah. That's almost more offensive than you bagging on his acting. Which, face it, could be a HELL of a lot worse.

But.

You also just referred to the Iceman as "Mr. T." Now, I'm gonna ELECT to believe that was another facet of your pathetic, "please don't hurt me, big scary black man" act...but you'd better PRAY that Ice sees it the same way. Because if he thinks you just compared him to B.A. Baracus? I pity the fool who insinuates that "they all look the same." You know what he does to blonde white girls? Have you seen the man's WIFE?!? He will turn your ass OUT. TRUST.

I guess the fuckin' ball's in your court, T. How you wanna play, son?

Word is bond, G. Word is bond.

Peace, and out.