Politics:
President Obama and Russian President Medvedev Sign New Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty
Historic agreement seen as landmark by most. However, Body Language Expert Sheila Cantini weighs in that the two men "seem to be leaning in opposite directions"
Sports:
Tiger Woods Off to a Great Start at the Masters
Woods hits course record 576-yard drive from the tee with his own erect penis
World:
Government of Kyrgyzstan Overthrown Following Violent Coup d'état By Opposition Leaders, Sending Power Balance of Central Asia Into Spiraling Turmoil
America shrugs en masse, changes channel to "Idol" results
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Was that the drive that went into the gallery, then he swore, dropped his club and stalked off?
Because if it was, he's go a whole new excuse if a post-whoregate dalliance crops up.
"I wasn't even there! You know my penis is detachable!"
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