Saturday, April 10, 2010

Your Headlines for Saturday, April 10th



Metro:
New "Tough Love" Parenting Tactic Begins with Harsh Criticism of Easy Bake™ Muffin
Father dismisses pre-school daughter's efforts as a "dry, flavorless mockery"


Arts:
Integrity of Perkins Coloring Contest Called into Question
BBB to investigate relationship between weekend hostess/judge and contest winner

"I mean, come ON," says Roger Binkman, age 8, of winning entry (above).

People:
"Sometimes Life Isn't So Super"
Superman sits down with Barbara Walters, admits affair with Aquaman
"We were working late… we had the Hall [of Justice] all to ourselves… and we'd been under so much pressure, what with Lex Luthor attempting to take control of the world's weather patterns and all…"

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