Tuesday, April 27, 2010

THIS JUST IN!


The details of George W. Bush's memoir - revealed!

Former U.S. President George W. Bush's highly anticipated memoir is due to hit bookshelves in November, exactly one week after mid-term elections. While previously shrouded in mystery, the memoir recounts a number of key "decision points" (also the memoir's title), which will detail hard decisions the president made both before and during his presidency.

Since leaving office 15 months ago, Bush has largely stayed out of the media spotlight. The memoir's publisher, Crown Publishers, claims he has spent nearly every day working on and refining this monumental piece of literature. "Crayons and cocktail napkins are hard materials to work with," said Tina Constable, the Vice President of Crown Publishers. "Also, President Bush seemed somewhat distracted and took regular breaks to play and "cut stuff" with his chainsaw."

Constable went on to say the memoir will "bring readers inside the Texas Governor's Mansion on the night of the 2000 election, aboard Air Force One on 9/11, within Yale watching George inhale cocaine off the breasts of Phi Beta Phi pledges and behind the Oval Office desk for his historic and ineffectual decisions on the financial crisis."

Former President George W. Bush's memoir, 'Decision Points' will be published on November 9. Rebate coupons to be found in boxes of Crunch n' Munch, various Mad Libs puzzle books and on GoDaddy.com.

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