Monday, April 12, 2010

Your Headlines for Monday, April 12th



Slow-pitch Softball:
Batting Slump Blamed on A.A.
Teammates call star slugger's new found sobriety "reckless and selfish"; 35-and-over championship up in the air


Music:
80s Rock Icon Huey Lewis Opens for $19.99 Prime Rib Buffet at Treasure Island Casino
Loses half of "The News" to the house at roulette table


Physical Education:
Boy Dangles Helplessly from Pull-up Bar
Frantic flailing and kicking of legs doesn't seem to be helping matters

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