• I was born without buttocks, so when I wear briefs, they are baggy in the booty and it looks like I'm carrying a load in my drawers.
• I wear briefs sometimes.
• During a bout of unemployment in the summer of '03, I became secretly addicted to Dawson's Creek.
• In order to break a bout of unemployment during the summer of '03, I took a job at the Gap.
• I was once very afraid that I wouldn't get a call back after an interview with the Gap.
• The shame of the summer of '03 was palpable.
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