I still use Myspace. I've found that the people on Facebook are so bland with their updates and photos and ...ugh. I'd rather go down with the Myspace ship.
I resisted the Facebook beast for ages, but eventually caved. I still prefer the MySpace format (especially because Facebook changes their fucking interface every eleven minutes), but I rarely log in anymore. And I've felt guilty about that. It's one thing to abandon a friend...It's quite another to abandon a few dozen of 'em.
Ah, well. Who knows? Tastes on the internet change overnight. MySpace could soon be ironically hip again, or whatever. So I'm reluctant to defect entirely.
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I still use Myspace. I've found that the people on Facebook are so bland with their updates and photos and ...ugh. I'd rather go down with the Myspace ship.
and what a slutty, filthy ship it is, negrofrankenstein. happy sailing, my friend
I resisted the Facebook beast for ages, but eventually caved. I still prefer the MySpace format (especially because Facebook changes their fucking interface every eleven minutes), but I rarely log in anymore. And I've felt guilty about that. It's one thing to abandon a friend...It's quite another to abandon a few dozen of 'em.
Ah, well. Who knows? Tastes on the internet change overnight. MySpace could soon be ironically hip again, or whatever. So I'm reluctant to defect entirely.
I keep my myspace if nothing else but to be sent friend requests from sexy spam bots.
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