Monday, February 08, 2010

Your Headlines for Monday February 8

Entertainment
Dear John replaces Avatar atop the Box Office charts, proving once and for all women are responsible for everything that's terrible in entertainment. I think its their emotions, which they totally can't control. I blame their vaginas.










Sports

Football game played in South Miami last night. NFL buys rights to the word 'Super' (and because contractually we can not mention the next word within twelve words) 'Bowl,' in (and again contractually we can't legally mention the city in which it is played in with in a certain word limit) 'Miami.' However, this is notable because Kendra Wilkenson left the stadium looking like this because her husband basically lost the game for the Colts. Which is remarkable because he only played one play. Hats off, Hank. (Is she wearing a colts snuggie underneath? If so, awesome.)










Internet

Right Wing Blogger sets record for fastest off-color John Murtha comment. 29 seconds after death, updates his blog that congressman "won't be clambering for damned government doctors anymore."

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