Thursday, February 18, 2010

Your Headlines for Wednesday, February 17th


















World-

Scientists reveal the cause of death for young King Tut. Apparently boy king died of loving* too much.

*Loving to kill slaves.
(Too soon?)
















Olympics-

Lindsey Vonn battles shin injury to take Gold, and more importantly, give me a boner.













Security-

TSA Announces random explosives inspections including palm swabs now part of routine checkups (if you're brown.)

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