
World-
Scientists reveal the cause of death for young King Tut. Apparently boy king died of loving* too much.
*Loving to kill slaves. (Too soon?)

Olympics-
Lindsey Vonn battles shin injury to take Gold, and more importantly, give me a boner.

Security-
TSA Announces random explosives inspections including palm swabs now part of routine checkups (if you're brown.)

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